my brain has too many tabs open
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
that pizza guy is gonna call his parents like, “remember when you were disappointed I was a pizza guy well GUESS WHAT I’M ON THE OSCARS”