• Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing
  • 11:34 am  •  11 October 2014  •  267,041 notes
  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
  • 11:15 am  •  11 October 2014  •  92,459 notes

    yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

    (Source: emilyologist)

    9:09 pm  •  1 October 2014  •  571,222 notes
  • Section leader: that's a nice curve
  • Section: thanks
  • Section leader: but it's supposed to be a LINE
  • 10:32 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  3,468 notes

    ocevns:

    6-packs:

    ocevns:

    america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties

    and then canada is like…

    10:26 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  14,490 notes