“You’re so quiet” nah fam I talk. Just not to you
my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
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kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
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today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies
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People who drop you off at home and wait til you actually get inside the house to drive off are beautiful and deserve to live forever.
do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date
senior graduation
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I want to sleep for four years then wake up with a degree, 6 million dollars, and a chemically balanced brain.
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
glasses